To all the other mothers that won’t let me in their “group”.You can SUCK IT! I’m not sorry if my very being threatens you. I won’t get fatter, dress frumpier, wear camouflage, or listen to country to make you more comfortable with my skinny jeans, short hair, half sleeve tattoo, and Lady Ga Ga blaring from my car when I drop of my kids. SUCK joining the P.T.A., SUCK baking for the bake sale, and SUCK your dirty looks when I tell your children to be quiet, sit down, or quit running.
SUCK your non-invites to your lame Scentsy, Pamperd Chef, or Mark Kay parties. All you do is rip on the Mothers who couldn’t make it. SUCK not getting invited to go shopping. I can’t spend like you do and I can’t make myself look bad in clothes. SUCK the invites I do get because I might bring a level of entertainment that your lame event wouldn’t have had without me.
Any rumors you start about me can SUCK IT! No I don’t have fake boobs, No I’m not really a lesbian, and nor am I an atheist. I’m am naturally endowed, find ALL human beings beautiful, and think GOD, RELIGION, JESUS, or any other related subject is beyond any human definition.
That all being said….I feel better. To my current friends that may read this…your not included in ANY of this rant. I love you and I know you love me…for me. Thank you for that. To you “Wildo” mothers and any other mother’s who may know me. Give a woman a fucking break and be nice to me. I’ll give you another chance if you do the same. If not…then you know what you can do! SUUUUUCCCCCKKKK IIIIITTTT! 
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