The results are in. February is Vegan Month will now be dedicated to LESBIAN SEX. LESBIAN SEX. LESBIAN SEX. Thank you to Brianna and Nina! You were the only two people to vote. I will not be changing the title — I really enjoy it when a title is completely unrelated to content.
So. Let’s talk about lesbian sex. Here’s a list of good things about lesbian sex:
1) Females orgasm
2) Double the number of BOOBIES
3) Sex toys and fingers never get flaccid (but wrists do get tired 
)
4) Not necessarily as messy
5) No babies
6) The fun need never end
7) Double the number of PUSSIES
8 ) …. I’m giving up for now.
9) No penises
If that wasn’t fun enough, we’ll keep going.
Let’s do an analysis of this photo:
Two Lesbians
According to Freud, the members of all lesbian relationships assume the roles of either mother/baby or man/woman. In this painting, I see a strange combination of both options. The smoking woman seems to be playing both man and mother, while the other woman seems to be playing both baby and woman. Needless to say, there is something troubling about the image, possibly stemming from the fact that this strange conflation makes it seem almost like a father/child scene. WIERD. Still, I interpret the smirk to mean, “I am aware of the conundrums of my current sexual role.”
I have more to write about the queer in Proust (voyeurism and lesbian foreplay), but I’ll save that for a later date. Tune in again for more hot sweaty action.
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